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Let’s Run for Office

Let’s suppose we run for US Congress.  Or the state legislature.

Not being the only person with the same idea, we’ll probably put together a campaign run by professionals.  We’ll have to match the budgets of many opponents during the primary and finally one well-financed opponent on Super Tuesday.

Our attorney says we have financial support from several publicly traded or privately held corporations.

The corporate lawyers have drafted a set of bills and our team is excitedly working on a synthesis of the best ideas.

We have to write our own speeches but they delivered a set of talking points to complete our case.

We’ll submit and promote the bills.  Here is a schedule list of people we will be contacting, some at elegant dinner parties, some working sessions with a university, a caucus or two, some golf, and the vote on the bill itself.

Follow the schedule in detail or next Super Tuesday they will fund only our opponent.

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One response to “Let’s Run for Office

  1. geocosmos

    Looking forward to the next entry.

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